ABCs of Love and Friendship

A friend and true lover:

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in “you”
(C)alls you just to say “HI”
(D)oesn’t give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust “be” with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don’t understand
(Y)ells when you won’t listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

ABCs That Make Dreams

  • Avoid negative people, places, things and habits.
  • Believe in yourself.
  • Consider things from every angle.
  • Don’t give up and don’t give in.
  • Enjoy life today, Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow may never come!
  • Family and friends are hidden treasures. Seek them and enjoytheir riches.
  • Give more than you planned.
  • Hang on to your dreams.
  • Ignore those who try to discourage you!
  • Just do it!
  • Keep trying no matter how hard it seems. It will get easier!
  • Love yourself first and most.
  • Make dreams happen.
  • Never lie, cheat or steal. Always strike a fair deal.
  • Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
  • Practice makes perfect.
  • Quitters never win and winners never quit!
  • Read and learn about everything important to you.
  • Stop procrastinating!
  • Take control of your own destiny.
  • Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
  • Visualize your dreams.
  • Want your dream more than anything.
  • X-ccelerate your efforts.
  • You are a unique individual. Nothing can replace YOU!
  • Zero in on your goals and GO FOR THEM!

The ABC’s of Drinking

  • A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college
  • B – Beer: It’s whats for dinner
  • C – Class: What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
  • D – Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
  • E – Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
  • F – Fdrinking* Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
  • G – Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
  • H – Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
  • I – IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
  • J – Jail: Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
  • K – Kissing: What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
  • L – Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
  • M – Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
  • N – Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know
  • O – Oh shit! What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.
  • P – Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer
  • Q – Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning – YUCK!
  • R – Reform: What you promise God you will do while you’re puking in the toilet
  • S – Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
  • T – Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
  • U – Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
  • V – Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
  • W – Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
  • X – X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)
  • Y – Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
  • Z – Zima: Zomething Different

The ABCs of UNIX

A is for awk which runs like a snail, and
B is for biff which reads all your mail.

C is for cc as hackers recall, while
D is for dd the command that does all.

E is for emacs which rebinds your keys, and
F is for fsck which rebuilds your trees.

G is for grep a clever detective, while
H is for halt which may seem defective.

I is for indent which rarely amuses, and
J is for join which nobody uses.

K is for kill which makes you the boss, while
L is for lex which is missing from DOS.

M is for more from which less was begot, and
N is for nice which it really is not.

O is for od which prints out things nice, while
P is for passwd which reads in strings twice.

Q is for quota a Berkeley-type fable, and
R is for ranlib for sorting ar table.

S is for spell which attempts to belittle, while
T is for true which does very little.

U is for uniq which is used after sort, and
V is for vi which is hard to abort.

W is for whoami which tells you your name, while
X is, well, x of dubious fame.

Y is for yes which makes an impression, and
Z is for zcat which handles compression