The ABC’s of Drinking

  • A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college
  • B – Beer: It’s whats for dinner
  • C – Class: What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
  • D – Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
  • E – Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
  • F – Fdrinking* Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
  • G – Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
  • H – Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
  • I – IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
  • J – Jail: Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
  • K – Kissing: What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
  • L – Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
  • M – Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
  • N – Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know
  • O – Oh shit! What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.
  • P – Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer
  • Q – Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning – YUCK!
  • R – Reform: What you promise God you will do while you’re puking in the toilet
  • S – Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
  • T – Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
  • U – Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
  • V – Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
  • W – Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
  • X – X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)
  • Y – Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
  • Z – Zima: Zomething Different