- A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college
- B – Beer: It’s whats for dinner
- C – Class: What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
- D – Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
- E – Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
- F – Fdrinking* Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
- G – Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
- H – Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
- I – IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
- J – Jail: Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
- K – Kissing: What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
- L – Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
- M – Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
- N – Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know
- O – Oh shit! What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.
- P – Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer
- Q – Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning – YUCK!
- R – Reform: What you promise God you will do while you’re puking in the toilet
- S – Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
- T – Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
- U – Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
- V – Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
- W – Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
- X – X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)
- Y – Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
- Z – Zima: Zomething Different
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