Yorn uh goood O’l Boy ifin yah tink tha follin:

• LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
• LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.
• MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
• DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
• MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
• FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
• RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
• HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
• PROMPT: Whut the mail ain’t in the winter time.
• WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it’s cold outside.
• SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it’s blak fly season.
• BYTE: Whut them flys do.
• CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
• MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag.
• MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
• DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.
• LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
• KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys.
• SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.
• MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
• MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
• PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
• ENTER: Northerner talk fer “C’mon in y’all”
• RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain’t ‘member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
• MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.