Gifts for the Computer Addict

Are you having a hard time finding the right gift for the computer addict whose PC has everything? Not another Dilbert necktie, or King’s Quest XLVIII. Try one of these.

  • CD-ROM rewinder. (For blondes only.)
  • Virtual reality beer.
  • NoseBlaster smell card — the latest in multi-media technology. The deluxe version comes with direct-feed nostril tubes for the ultimate in virtual olfactory experience.
  • True-Type font modeled on their handwriting. The last word in non-reversible encryption. (May not be exported from the country.)
  • 72-inch monitor.
  • 20-foot mouse extension cord – a must for the 72-inch monitor.
  • Michael Jackson-to-Michael Jackson Morph screen saver — endless variations.
  • Bedpan — Why leave your computer just for that? (Not for use with NoseBlaster.)