Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Corporate America

  • Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  • The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
  • Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
  • Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
  • I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
  • One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
  • Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
  • There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
  • Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
  • The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a do-it-yourself thing.

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