All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow

  • Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
  • Don’t cry over spilled milk.
  • When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
  • The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
  • Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
  • Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
  • It’s better to be seen and not herd.
  • Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
  • Never take any bull from anybody.
  • Always let them know who’s the bossy.
  • Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
  • Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
  • Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

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