- Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
- Don’t cry over spilled milk.
- When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
- The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
- Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
- Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
- It’s better to be seen and not herd.
- Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
- Never take any bull from anybody.
- Always let them know who’s the bossy.
- Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
- Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
- Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
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