- Get it now. Tomorrow it might be gone.
- If it’s on sale, you need it.
- Never ask your mother her opinion.
- You can always take it back.
- You’ll grow into it.
- By the time you need it, you’ll lose ten pounds.
- Never believe anyone who says, “It’s really you”.
- If they’re working on commission, they’re lying.
- Know when to yell, “Charge!”
- So many malls, so little time.
- If you put it on your credit card, it’s not really spending money.
- Always try to spend someone else’s money first.
- There’s no such thing as compulsive shopping, just enthusiastic shopping.
- Shopping is patriotic. It’s good for the economy.
- If you’ve still got checks, there must be money in the account.
- You can always get more credit.
- If you want it, you deserve it.
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