All I Need to Know About Life I Learned By Shopping

  • Get it now. Tomorrow it might be gone.
  • If it’s on sale, you need it.
  • Never ask your mother her opinion.
  • You can always take it back.
  • You’ll grow into it.
  • By the time you need it, you’ll lose ten pounds.
  • Never believe anyone who says, “It’s really you”.
  • If they’re working on commission, they’re lying.
  • Know when to yell, “Charge!”
  • So many malls, so little time.
  • If you put it on your credit card, it’s not really spending money.
  • Always try to spend someone else’s money first.
  • There’s no such thing as compulsive shopping, just enthusiastic shopping.
  • Shopping is patriotic. It’s good for the economy.
  • If you’ve still got checks, there must be money in the account.
  • You can always get more credit.
  • If you want it, you deserve it.

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