- Life is hard and then you nap.
- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
- Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them and play with them when they’re busy.
- When in doubt, cop an attitude.
- Climb your way to the top — that’s why the drapes are there.
- Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.
- Make your mark in the world — or at least spray in each corner.
- When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
- Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, “I care.”
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