After Sex Comments by Astrological Sign

  • Aries: “Okay, let’s do it again!”
  • Taurus: “I’m hungry — pass the pizza.”
  • Gemini: “Have you seen the remote?”
  • Cancer: “When are we getting married?”
  • Leo: “Wasn’t I fantastic?”
  • Virgo: “I need to wash the sheets.”
  • Libra: “I liked it if you liked it.”
  • Scorpio: “Perhaps I should untie you.”
  • Sagittarius: “Don’t call me — I’ll call you.”
  • Capricorn: “Do you have a business card?”
  • Aquarius: “Now let’s try it with our clothes off!”
  • Pisces: “What did you say your name was again?”