Best Uses for Fruitcake

  • Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.
  • Give them to your child for a science project.
  • Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that’s making its rounds every year!!
  • Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.
  • Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin
  • Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
  • Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.
  • Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
  • Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
  • Last and probably least – try eating it! One way to get rid of it!