Best Uses for Fruitcake

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• Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.
• Give them to your child for a science project.
• Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that’s making its rounds every year!!
• Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.
• Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin
• Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
• Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.
• Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
• Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
• Last and probably least – try eating it! One way to get rid of it!