No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

• Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
• We Three Kings of Porridge and Tar
• On the First Day of Christmas my Tulip Gave to Me
• Later on We’ll Perspire, as we Dream by the Fire.
• He’s Makin’ a List, Chicken and Rice.
• Noel. Noel, Barney’s the King of Israel.
• With the Jelly Toast Proclaim
• Olive, the Other Reindeer.
• Frosty the Snowman is a Ferret Elf, I Say
• Sleep in Heavenly Peas
• In the Meadow We Can Build a Snowman, Then Pretend that he is Sparse and Brown
• You’ll go Down in Listerine
• Oh, What Fun it is to Ride with One Horse, Soap and Hay
• Come, Froggy Faithful
• You’ll tell Carol, “Be a Skunk, I Require”
• Good Tidings We Bring to You and your Kid