Fractured Christmas Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

  • Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
  • We Three Kings of Porridge and Tar
  • On the First Day of Christmas my Tulip Gave to Me
  • Later on We’ll Perspire, as we Dream by the Fire.
  • He’s Makin’ a List, Chicken and Rice.
  • Noel. Noel, Barney’s the King of Israel.
  • With the Jelly Toast Proclaim
  • Olive, the Other Reindeer.
  • Frosty the Snowman is a Ferret Elf, I Say
  • Sleep in Heavenly Peas
  • In the Meadow We Can Build a Snowman, Then Pretend that he is Sparse and Brown
  • You’ll go Down in Listerine
  • Oh, What Fun it is to Ride with One Horse, Soap and Hay
  • Come, Froggy Faithful
  • You’ll tell Carol, “Be a Skunk, I Require”
  • Good Tidings We Bring to You and your Kid