Washington Post — Style Invitational Challenge for the week was to come up with a terribly inappropriate Christmas gift idea.

• 4th runner up
  Li’l Naturalist Hornet Farm
• 3rd runner up
  A Pee Wee Herman pull toy
• 2nd runner up
  The Duncan YoGoes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties
• 1st runner up
  5,200 pick up — a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game
• Winner
  The “Learn About Puberty Chia Pet”

Honorable mentions:

• Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
• The laff-o-minit jajic spellin’ tootor.
• Doggie dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
• Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy’s food processor into a spinning paint tool.
• Water retention Wanda — Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
• Advanced play medical kit — includes colonoscope and speculum.
• Chocolate covered lead soldiers.
• Bungeroo — kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms.
• Islamic strip poker — lose a hand, lose a hand.