- All security personnel are required to wear coon skin caps.
- He keeps referring to the shuttlecraft as a pirouge.
- There’s an LSU bumper sticker on a warp necelle that says “Geaux Tigers.”
- His favorite Holodeck program is called “tho’ down at de fais do do.”
- Every time you dock at a Star Base, he asks to see the “Cock o’ de Walk.”
- He programs the replicator for Boudin.
- He calls the phasers “scatter-guns.”
- He calls photon torpedoes “slugs.”
- He refers to Klingons as Catfish.
- His hand phaser is shaped like a Bowie Knife.
- He loves Klingon food.
- He refers to Romulan Ale as Stromberry Wine.
- His ready room has a porch.
- His Science Officer’s name is Gaston.
- The Red Alert alarm sounds like an accordian.
- He refers to the Romulan Web as a “Gill Net.”
- The main computer password is “show me your tits.”
- He thinks “Q” is from Arkansas.
- He signals Red Alert by saying “Sacre!”
- He has twenty-seven girlfriends throughout the Galaxy, and they’re all named Marie.
- When he fights a Klingon Warbird, the first thing he does is shine a spotlight in their eyes.
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