Top Reasons for Being a Canadian

  • Can bask in a sense of national security without having to worry about such messy details as providing for your own defense.
  • Can mispronounce the “ou” sound and get away with it.
  • Have wonderful (free) medical care at your disposal, just a short drive to the hospital (or right at home, if you’re not in a hurry).
  • Can misspell “color” (and “humor”) and get away with it.
  • Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.
  • Almost as much confusion about official language as the Americans.
  • REAL unspoiled wilderness (without restrooms & vending machines).
  • Spontaneous arrogance.
  • Maggie Trudeau, eh?