Signs You’ve Been in Dublin Too Long

  • You say “I’m Grand” all the time.
  • You drink Guinness as if it is a sixth food group.
  • You disagreed with 2. – Guinness is the FIRST food group.
  • You’re pale and white… yet compared to others your suntan looks good.
  • You say “Are you Grand ?” all the time.
  • You say “Isn’t it grand” all the time.
  • You say “That’d be grand” all the time.
  • You can pronounce names like Eoghan, Niamh and Siobhan.
  • You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of it.
  • You don’t eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or potatoes
  • You say “Your man” all the time.
  • You say “Your woman” all the time.
  • You say “It’s grand that your man asked if I’m grand” all the time.
  • You find yourself still living with family and having dinners cooked for you by someone’s mammy – at thirty.
  • You talk about ‘dinners’ and ‘mammys’.