It Has To Be California!

  • You make over $250,000 a year and you still can’t afford to buy a house.
  • The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
  • The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
  • You know how to eat an artichoke.
  • You drive to your neighborhood block party.
  • When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
  • Your plumber can’t make it today because he has an audition for a movie role.
  • Instead of your newspaper arriving in a plastic bag on rainy days, it’s gift wrapped.
  • Thanks to modern medicine, the senior citizens look younger than you do!
  • Shake-N-Bake has a whole new meaning!