- you only own three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup
- you design your Halloween costumes to fit over snow suits
- the mosquitoes have landing lights
- the men are men, and so are the women
- you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
- you have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat
- you thought “Grumpy Old Men” was a documentary
- The snowmobile outlet on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas
- you live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one meter above the ground
- driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow
- you think everyone from the city has an accent
- you think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons
- you owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
- the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun
- your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
- you think the start of moose season is a national holiday
- you frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won’t prowl on your deck
- you know which leaves make good toilet paper
- you find -40C a might chilly
- the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
- you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Not Winter and Almost Winter
- shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout
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