Murphy’s Laws

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• If anything can go wrong ….it will.
• Anything dropped while working on a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
• The chances of a piece of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
• A $200.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.
• As events transpire as a function of time, tend to move towards a higher state of entropy.
• The worst or stupidest ideas are always the most popular.
• In front of every silver lining, is a cloud.
• Save yourself a lot of worry, don’t burn your bridges until you come to them.
• Simple jobs will always be put off, because there will be time to do them later.
• Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
• The person who pays the least, complains the most.
• There is no time like the present for postponing what you want to do.
• The more we complicate the plan, the greater the chance of failure.
• Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
• A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.