Leroy The Gold-Toothed Reindeer

Leroy the gold-toothed reindeer
Had a very nappy fro
And if you ever saw him
He was at the liquor sto

All of Leroy’s homeboys
Use to playa hate his game
But they can’t mess with Leroy
‘Cause he got a big ole thang

Then one smoggy Christmas day
Santa came to say
“Leroy have you seen my sleigh?
I know you had it the other day.”

So Leroy broke out runnin’
And Santa pulled out his nine
And Santa shot poor Leroy
Dead in his black behind…