Leroy The Gold-Toothed Reindeer

Leroy the gold-toothed reindeer
Had a very nappy fro
And if you ever saw him
He was at the liquor sto

All of Leroy’s homeboys
Use to playa hate his game
But they can’t mess with Leroy
‘Cause he got a big ole thang

Then one smoggy Christmas day
Santa came to say
“Leroy have you seen my sleigh?
I know you had it the other day.”

So Leroy broke out runnin’
And Santa pulled out his nine
And Santa shot poor Leroy
Dead in his black behind…

Name Two of Santa’s Reindeer

On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”

The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.

“Rudolph!” she said confidently, “and, …Olive!”

The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, “Yes, we’ll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain… ‘Olive?!?'”

“You know,” the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer…”