- My family coat of arms ties at the back … is that normal?
- My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
- My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
- Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
- My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
- How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?!
- I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap …
- I’m not stuck, I’m ancestrally challenged.
- I’m searching for myself; Have you seen me?
- If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help …
- Isn’t genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
- It’s 2000 … Do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are?
- A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
- A family tree can wither if nobody tends it’s roots.
- A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
- After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
- Am I the only person up my tree … sure seems like it.
- Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.
- Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
- FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
- Gene-Allergy: It’s a contagious disease but I love it.
- Genealogists are time unravelers.
- Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide … I seek!
- Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
- “Crazy” is a relative term in my family.
- A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
- I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
- I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
- I think my ancestors had several “Bad heir” days.
- I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
- Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.
- Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
- Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
- It’s an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.
- Many a family tree needs pruning.
- Shh! Be very, very quiet … I’m hunting forebears.
- Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
- That’s strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
- I’m not sick, I’ve just got fading genes.
- Genealogists live in the past lane.
- Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
- Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
- Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
- Always willing to share my ignorance …
- Documentation …The hardest part of genealogy.
- Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
- Genealogy … will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
- That’s the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
- I researched my family tree … and apparently I don’t exist!
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