Ever Wonder the Truth?

  • A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
  • A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.
  • A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
  • Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  • Character is like a fence – it cannot be strengthened by whitewash.
  • Grandma’s advice: Do your best and leave the rest.
  • In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
  • No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.
  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
  • The measure of a man’s intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of time he keeps his mouth open.
  • The trouble with staying at home is you never find out just how good it is to get back.
  • When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Usually, that individual is crazy