A Viking Fan, a Bears Fan, and a Packer Fan were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The Viking Fan finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands… clear up to his elbows… he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from the University of Minnesota, and they taught us to be clean.”
The Bears Fan finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, “I graduated from the University of Illinois, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”
The Packer Fan zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, “I graduated from the University of Wisconsin, and they taught us not to pee on our hands.”