Republican Euphemisms for Impeaching the President

  • Bad Bill Hunting
  • Bubba Buh-bye
  • Careericide!
  • Doin’ The Hillbilly Heave
  • Footing the Bill
  • Premature Ejection
  • Proving Once Again That We Are Nothing But A Bunch Of Bitter Mean-Spirited Partisans Who Oppose Any President Who Promotes Policies Which Are Favorable To Blacks, Women, Non-Christians or Homosexuals
  • Taking Bill out Behind the Woodshed
  • Termus Interruptus
  • The Constitutional Gong Show
  • Vast Conspiracy Project, Page #349832-J
  • Coup Process Under the Law
  • Keeping MSNBC in Business
  • L’Etat, C’est Nous, Dickhead
  • Lancing a Boil
  • Passing a Bill
  • Pinning the Tale on the Donkey
  • Politician Assisted Suicide
  • Removing the Stinger
  • Taking the Rod to the Staff
  • The Affair to Remember
  • The Sour Grapes Slam
  • Throwing Out the Bubba With the Bathwater
  • Stain Removal
  • Burning a Bridge to the 21st Century
  • Late Term Abortion
  • POTUS Interruptus
  • Pre-losing the 2000 Elections, For Your Voting Convenience
  • Election ’96 — The Recount
  • Doing What the American People Would Want if They All Weren’t So Damn Stupid
  • Letting Al Drive the Bus
  • Popping the First Zit
  • Taking a Little Off the Top
  • Cutting the Big Cheese