- Patient: “Huh? What? Where am I?”
- Nurse: “You’re in the hospital. You’ve been in a coma.”
- Patient: “How long was I in a coma?”
- Nurse: “Ten years”
- Patient: “Wow… Who’s President?”
- Nurse: “Bush”
- Patient:
- Patient: “How’s the economy?”
- Nurse: “Lotta layoffs”
- Patient:
- Patient: “Who else is in the White House?”
- Nurse: “Cheney and Powell”
- Patient:
- Patient: “Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?”
- Nurse: “Yep”
- Patient: “HOW long was I…”
- Nurse: “Ten years”