How Times Change

  • Patient: “Huh? What? Where am I?”
  • Nurse: “You’re in the hospital. You’ve been in a coma.”
  • Patient: “How long was I in a coma?”
  • Nurse: “Ten years”
  • Patient: “Wow… Who’s President?”
  • Nurse: “Bush”
  • Patient:
  • Patient: “How’s the economy?”
  • Nurse: “Lotta layoffs”
  • Patient:
  • Patient: “Who else is in the White House?”
  • Nurse: “Cheney and Powell”
  • Patient:
  • Patient: “Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?”
  • Nurse: “Yep”
  • Patient: “HOW long was I…”
  • Nurse: “Ten years”