- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
- If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.
- Housework done properly can kill you.
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.
- I don’t do mousework! (With a picture of a kitten.)
- Self cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. Mom’s off duty.
- This is *my* kitchen. I am the boss! If you don’t believe it…start something!
- I’m the MOMMY, that’s why!
- Caution: Cook At Work!
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