Signs Found in Kitchens

  • A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
  • No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
  • A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
  • If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
  • Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
  • A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
  • Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.
  • Housework done properly can kill you.
  • Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
  • My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.
  • I don’t do mousework! (With a picture of a kitten.)
  • Self cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. Mom’s off duty.
  • This is *my* kitchen. I am the boss! If you don’t believe it…start something!
  • I’m the MOMMY, that’s why!
  • Caution: Cook At Work!