Are You Male or Female?

  1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:
    a. one
    b. almost a dozen
  2. When parking your car in a public garage you:
    a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
    b. hand your keys over politely
  3. You haven’t shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as:
    a. sexy
    b. gross
  4. At the doctor’s, a common request would be:
    a. “Cough.”
    b. “Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?”
  5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
    a. one cup
    b. two cups
  6. When you’re feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
    a. nothing
    b. “Do I look fat?”
  7. You’ve slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be:
    a. sports legend
    b. tramp
  8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
    a. 35
    b. 14
  9. When you hear the words “hand wash,” the first thing that comes to your mind is:
    a. your car
    b. panty hose
  10. It’s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, “Do you want a back rub?” You are:
    a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
    b. daydreaming
  11. Your idea of basic pump is:
    a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
    b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva
  12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:
    a. give
    b. get

a = 1 point, b = 2 points

0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.