1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:
   a. one
   b. almost a dozen
2. When parking your car in a public garage you:
   a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
   b. hand your keys over politely
3. You haven’t shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as:
   a. sexy
   b. gross
4. At the doctor’s, a common request would be:
   a. “Cough.”
   b. “Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?”
5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
   a. one cup
   b. two cups
6. When you’re feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
   a. nothing
   b. “Do I look fat?”
7. You’ve slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be:
   a. sports legend
   b. tramp
8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
   a. 35
   b. 14
9. When you hear the words “hand wash,” the first thing that comes to your mind is:
   a. your car
   b. panty hose
10. It’s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, “Do you want a back rub?” You are:
    a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
    b. daydreaming
11. Your idea of basic pump is:
    a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
    b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva
12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:
    a. give
    b. get

a = 1 point, b = 2 points

0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.