Domestic guru:
Once a corporate giant,
Now Stewart Little.

Yoda said it best:
“Begun, the ImClone wars have.”
Bantha food are you!

Did Martha just goof?
Or could she possibly be
Rotten to decor?

You brighten the lives
Of so many people. Try
Your huge dyke cellmate.

New lines for this fall?
Attention, K-Mart shoppers:
Orange ensembles!

You have brought much joy.
Now you will bring so many
Cigarette cartons.

It’s gauche, perhaps, but
Handy for prison showers.
Bring soap-on-a-rope.