- Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”
- You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You’ve worn the finish off you coffee table.
- The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house.
- You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.
- Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans.”
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
- You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”.
- Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
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