Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

  • We’re working on that smell thing, too.
  • Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
  • As seen on “COPS”
  • If We’d Known You Were Staying All Night, We’d Have Changed the Sheets
  • Not just for nooners anymore.
  • We left off the 9, but you know it’s there.
  • You rented the room, now buy the video.
  • Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn’t have money left over for a hooker.
  • We’ll leave the Lysol for ya!
  • Hey, we’re not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!
  • We don’t make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*
  • It’s Hookerriffic!
  • Official Lodging of the 2002 Florida Marlins
  • Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!
  • Cheap and Easy-Just Like Your Mother
  • We put the “Ho” in “Motel”