- “Thank you for calling Dell. All operators are currently helping other customers. You have been on hold for approximately… one… thousand… years….”
- “Senator Thurmond, your wife is on line 3.”
- “Another Christmas like this, and Amazon.com just may turn a profit!”
- “Chris White, you have been defrosted to stand judgment for the recently discovered document known as ‘The Rejected Hurricane Name List’.”
- “I found it on the Galactinet — I think it’s a picture of how humans used to reproduce.”
- “Hi, I’m Dick Clark, here to count you down into the new millennium!”
- “I did *not* have cybersex with that netbot.”
- “Okay, I’ll go over it one more time: It doesn’t really start until January 1, *3001* because…”
- “Middle East peace talks have been put on hold once again…”
- “25,000 zelgers, same as on Mars.”
- “We at NASA cannot be discouraged by this recent failure, and we are fully confident that our next manned mission to Mars will be a complete success.”
- “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Islam…”
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