- Burger King — Fiber’s for weenies!
- Taco Bell — Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years.
- KFC — We’re NOT a rap group, dammit!
- Popeye’s — Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy.
- McDonald’s — Did somebody say McBypass?
- McDonald’s — New cooler coffee!
- Domino’s — If you’re too wasted to drive, we’ll bring your food to you!
- Der Wienerschnitzel — Now with 15% less pig rectum.
- KFC — Hey, don’t give your money to those racist bastards at Denny’s!
- Starbucks — Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato
- Taco Bell — Yo tengo flatulence.
- Wendy’s — If Dave doesn’t give a rat’s ass about his cholesterol, why should you?
- Taco Bell — Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.
- KFC — It’s KFCN’ awesome!
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