New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants

  • Burger King — Fiber’s for weenies!
  • Taco Bell — Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years.
  • KFC — We’re NOT a rap group, dammit!
  • Popeye’s — Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy.
  • McDonald’s — Did somebody say McBypass?
  • McDonald’s — New cooler coffee!
  • Domino’s — If you’re too wasted to drive, we’ll bring your food to you!
  • Der Wienerschnitzel — Now with 15% less pig rectum.
  • KFC — Hey, don’t give your money to those racist bastards at Denny’s!
  • Starbucks — Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato
  • Taco Bell — Yo tengo flatulence.
  • Wendy’s — If Dave doesn’t give a rat’s ass about his cholesterol, why should you?
  • Taco Bell — Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.
  • KFC — It’s KFCN’ awesome!