Your Family May Be Dysfunctional If…

  • Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
  • Your mother and your preteen sister always fighting over the last beer.
  • In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
  • Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
  • There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
  • Family discussions usually begin with “Put the gun down.”
  • Instead of saying Grace at dinner, dad reads a passage from Penthouse Forum.
  • Thanksgiving dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.
  • New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.