You’re Really an Engineer if….

No matter what you’re current job description, you’re really an engineer if…

  • choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
  • you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
  • the sales people at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.
  • you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
  • you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
  • you can type 70 words per minute but can’t read your own handwriting.
  • you comment to your wife that her straight hair is collimated.
  • you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
  • you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
  • you know what http:// stands for.
  • you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids’ toys together.
  • you see a good design and still have to change it.
  • you window shop at Radio Shack.
  • your laptop computer costs more than your car.
  • your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
  • you’ve already calculated how much you make per second.
  • you’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.