- Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.
- In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
- Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” makeup.
- When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou suck!”
- His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”
- Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap.”
- You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
- Uses slang expression: “Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening.”
- Was recently pulled over for “driving under the influence of cottage cheese.”
- He’s wearing his big black hat backwards
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