- Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student
- Merlyn Streep: professional magician
- Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant
- Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath
- Bette Fidler: skilled symphony musician
- Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs
- Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer
- Draw Barrymore: portrait artist
- Leonardo de Cappuccino: founder, coffee-shop chain