To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners…

• (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
  (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg
• (Yankee) Poodle
  (Southern) Circus Dawg
• (Yankee) St. Bernard
  (Southern) “Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg”
• (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
  (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches
• (Yankee) Beagle
  (Southern) Rabbit Dawg
• (Yankee) Rottweiler
  (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.
• (Yankee) Yellow Lab
  (Southern) Ol’ Yeller Dawg
• (Yankee) Black Lab
  (Southern) Duck fetchin’ Dawg
• (Yankee) Greyhound
  (Southern) Greased Lightnin’ Dawg
• (Yankee) Malinois
  (Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg
• (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
  (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs
• (Yankee) Pekinese
  (Southern) Mop Dawg
• (Yankee) Chinese Crested
  (Southern) Nekkid Dawg
• (Yankee) Dachshund
  (Southern) Weenie Dawg
• (Yankee) Siberian Husky
  (Southern) Sled-Pullin’ Dawg
• (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
  (Southern) “What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?”
• (Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
  (Southern) Danged BIG Dawg
• (Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
  (Southern) Egg-Suckin’ Dawg
• (Yankee) Any lazy dog
  (Southern) Good fer nothin’ Dawg
• (Yankee) Any dog that’s dead and buried and gone to the Rainbow Bridge
  (Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had…