Raise your mouse in your right hand, put your left hand over your heart and repeat:

I, (state your name):

• promise to be online at all possible times.

• To answer all mail from people I know.
• To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat, :o), {}, BRB and any others LOL, ROTF, like nobody has done before.
• I will be pleasant and kind to all AOL members (except the cyber geeks, unless I’m really in the mood).
• I will remember screen names as I would my own parents names.
  (Children? Who’s got time?)
• I am addicted and I vow to complete my quest to find out who the heck General Fault is, and why is he in my darned Computer.

So help me Steve Case.

Amen