The AOL Oath

Raise your mouse in your right hand, put your left hand over your heart and repeat:

I, (state your name):

  • promise to be online at all possible times.

  • To answer all mail from people I know.
  • To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat, :o), {}, BRB and any others LOL, ROTF, like nobody has done before.
  • I will be pleasant and kind to all AOL members (except the cyber geeks, unless I’m really in the mood).
  • I will remember screen names as I would my own parents names.
    (Children? Who’s got time?)
  • I am addicted and I vow to complete my quest to find out who the heck General Fault is, and why is he in my darned Computer.

So help me Steve Case.


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