Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here’s what he handed in:

• Honor Roll
  We was playin bidwiz on the stoop the other day, man I was honor roll.
• Planet
  I know this dude who got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he planet in the backyard.
• Dismay
  I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said dismay hurt a little.
• Omelette
  I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but omelette this one go this time.
• Stairway
  Getting high is stupid. It just make you stairway into space.
• Mobile
  I went to the store to buy some food, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one mobile.
• Defense
  I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped defense and got away.
• Afro
  I got so mad at my girl, afro a lamp at her.
• Aftermath
  I don’t feel like being at school today so aftermath, I’m out.
• Locket
  I slam the door so hard, I locket.
• Domineering
  My girl’s birthday was yesterday, I got her a domineering.
• Kenya
  I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger Kenya spare some change.
• Derange
  is where da deer and antelope play.
• Data
  At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said data boy.
• Beware
  I asked the man at the unemployment office, “Is dis beware I get a job?”
• Dimension
  I be tall, dark, handsome and not dimension smart. (HA!)
• Coatroom
  The judge said, “One more outburst like that, you’ll be thrown out de coatroom.”
• Decide
  My boy frontin’ like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on decide.