What a Man Hears

What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear
if we don’t do laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!