Seduction Line
17 ~ My parents are away for the weekend.
25 ~ My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 ~ My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 ~ My wife is away for the weekend.
66 ~ My second wife is dead.
Favorite Sport
17 ~ sex
25 ~ sex
35 ~ sex
48 ~ sex
66 ~ napping
Definition of a Successful Date
17 ~ “tongue”
25 ~ “breakfast”
35 ~ “She didn’t set back my therapy.”
48 ~ “I didn’t have to meet her kids.”
66 ~ “Got home alive.”
Favorite Fantasy
17 ~ getting to third
25 ~ airplane sex
35 ~ menage a trois
48 ~ taking the company public
66 ~ Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
House Pet
17 ~ roaches
25 ~ stoned-out college roommate
35 ~ Irish setter
48 ~ children from his first marriage
66 ~ Barbi
What’s The Ideal Age to get Married
17 ~ 25
25 ~ 35
35 ~ 48
48 ~ 66
66 ~ 17
Ideal Date
17 ~ Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 ~ “Split the check before we go back to my place”
35 ~ “Just come over.”
48 ~ “Just come over and cook.”
66 ~ sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.