- She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
- She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
- She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
- She’s responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
- She’s turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.
- She’s been boarded more times than Amtrak.
- She’s been mounted more often than Trigger.
- She’s been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins.
- She’s entertained more troops than Bob Hope.
- She’s been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.
- She’s been turned more ways than Rubik’s Cube.
- She’s spent more time under men than barstools.
- She’s seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge.
- She’s had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.
- She’s been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan.
- She’s had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima.
- Her body has been declared a national recreation area.
- Her diaphragms come with a service contract.
- She uses industrial strength douche.
- Her underwear is by Rubbermaid.
- Her pantyhose has a pet door.
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