The Nine Important Men In A Woman’s Life!

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  • The Doctor
    because he says, “Take your clothes off.”

  • The Dentist
    because he says, “Open wide.”

  • The Hairdresser
    because he says,”Do you want it teased or blown?”.

  • The Milkman
    because he says, “Do you want it in the front or the back?”

  • The Interior Decorator
    because he says, “Once it’s in, you’ll love it!”

  • The Stock Broker
    because he says, “It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.”

  • The Banker
    because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.

  • The Hunter< because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

  • The Telephone Guy
    because he says, “Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?