Acronyms Least Used in Personal Ads

  • UYFSOMWPOV
    Ugly Yet Financially Secure Older Male With Plenty Of Viagra
  • RCGWJWTW
    Rich Computer Geek Who Just Wants to Watch
  • JRLA
    Janet Reno Look-Alike
  • POJHFC
    President Of Jesse Helms Fan Club
  • CWP
    Cigar-Wielding President
  • TOML
    Twin of Monica Lewinsky
  • MSG S/G W/B M/F KOP WPFYB
    Moonwalking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys
  • RHMI
    Really Hip Macarena Instructor
  • HAWGSOH
    Heroin Addict With Great Sense Of Humor
  • STLSM
    Showtune Loving Straight Male
  • WARSADAP
    Works At Radio Shack And Drives A Pinto
  • BWBWWTBAR
    Broke White Boy Who Wants to be a Rapper