All I Need to Know About Life I Learned by Watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • Don’t dream it, be it.
  • In just seven days (and seven nights), I can make you a man.
  • Castles don’t have phones, so if you go driving on a rainy night, take a cellular phone.
  • And check the spare tire before you go.
  • You can remove the cause, but not the symptom.
  • Don’t get strung out by the way I look – I’m a wild and an untamed thing.
  • It’s not easy having a good time, but it is easy to smear your makeup.
  • I’m a muscle fan, you’d better wise up, build your thighs up.
  • There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, unless you’re in a southern state – then it’s seven years.
  • The only thing I’ve come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust. Toucha toucha touch me.
  • Old Steve Reeves movies are not too abysmal.
  • The future is ours, so let’s plan it.
  • Time is fleeting, so let’s do the time warp again.
  • Meat Loaf thought he was Divine. Divine was not amused.
  • Stay sane inside insanity. Stay dry in the castle.
  • By the light of the night, it will all seem all right. Of course, you won’t be able to see it.

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