All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Princess Di

  • Housework and child-rearing can be fun when you have 372 servants.
  • No one can blame you for not cooking if you can’t even *find* the kitchen.
  • A good prince is hard to find.
  • If you are going to live with his mother, 400 rooms are not enough.
  • Why limit yourself to a place in the country when you can *have* the country.
  • Don’t let a clown with a crown get you down.
  • There is a new 12-step program for rich men who love too much, are married to women who refuse to eat, and have children who are forbidden to wear long pants.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough go yachting.
  • A prince can turn into a frog.
  • The understanding of what constitutes a dysfunctional family has been raised to royal proportions.
  • A man isn’t the only one whose home is his castle.
  • You *can* be too rich or too thin.
  • When you go out into the world, remember: you don’t need a prince to live happily ever after.

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