- Housework and child-rearing can be fun when you have 372 servants.
- No one can blame you for not cooking if you can’t even *find* the kitchen.
- A good prince is hard to find.
- If you are going to live with his mother, 400 rooms are not enough.
- Why limit yourself to a place in the country when you can *have* the country.
- Don’t let a clown with a crown get you down.
- There is a new 12-step program for rich men who love too much, are married to women who refuse to eat, and have children who are forbidden to wear long pants.
- When the going gets tough, the tough go yachting.
- A prince can turn into a frog.
- The understanding of what constitutes a dysfunctional family has been raised to royal proportions.
- A man isn’t the only one whose home is his castle.
- You *can* be too rich or too thin.
- When you go out into the world, remember: you don’t need a prince to live happily ever after.
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