- “Haven’t I seen you before?”
“Nice butt.”
- “I’m a Romantic.”
“I’m poor.”
- “I need you.”
“My hand is tired.”
- “I am different from all the other guys.”
“I am not circumcised.”
- “I want a commitment.”
“I’m sick of playing with myself.”
- “You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.”
“You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.”
- “I really want to get to know you better.”
“So I can tell my friends about it.”
- “It’s just orange juice, try it.”
“3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head.”
- “She’s kinda cute.”
“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary.”
- “I don’t know if I like her.”
“She won’t sleep with me.”
- “I miss you so much.”
“I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.”
- “Was it good for you?”
“I’m insecure about my manhood.”
- “How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?”
“Is my love tool really that small?”
- “I had a wonderful time last night.”
“Who the hell are you?”
- “Do you love me?”
“I’ve done something stupid and you might find out.”
- “Do you ‘really’ love me?”
“I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out sooner or later.”
- “How much do you love me?”
“I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on their way to tell you by now.”
- “I have something to tell you.”
Get tested.”
- “I’ll give you a call.”
“I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.”
- “I’ve been thinking a lot.”
“You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.”
- “I think we should just be friends.”
“You’re ugly.”
- “I’ve learned a lot from you.”
“Next!!!!”
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